I was driving home from the grocery store at 9:06 last night when the phone in my pocket vibrated, informing me that I had received a text. I’m a super duper safe driver who obeys laws dictating what you can and cannot do with your phone while driving in the bone-dry state of California so I left it in my pocket and continued on my way.
I arrived home, put my groceries away and finally checked my phone. This is the text messaged I’d received:
“im not wearin any soocks and i have the panties to match”
Oooh yeeeah…
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